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Relocating to a Great New Pad Site


My neighbor’s classic Airstream International and lovely ramada (which I am inheriting). View facing southeast.

I have been permanently settled at a perfectly nice pad site for just about five months (see plenty of previous posts), but as fall/winter draws nigh fellow Gypsies are moving onto warmer and sunnier climes. Ergo, nice spots are coming available in my RV park. Coincidentally, one of the best spots is occupied by a 26-foot vintage International. I have become a good friend of the lady who owns this classic. She is moving to parts north and west and I jumped at the chance to grab her site.

Not only did I get the pad but I was also able to negotiate to obtain her lovely hand-made ramada (shelter with arbor). I am totally stoked to move in. But alas, I leave today for a couple of short projects in North and South Dakota. Cannot wait to return at the end of the week and shift my baby to her new spot in a secluded part of the park with nice tall and thick evergreen trees/shrubs to protect us from the fierce Colorado Front Range winds.

I will have a long weekend coming up to make things right, and the Mrs is a-visiting the following week – we should be ready for a 6-month anniversary fiesta long around Día de los Muertos – y’all are invited.

My neighbor’s classic Airstream International and lovely ramada (which I am inheriting). View facing west.

My neighbor’s classic Airstream International and lovely ramada (which I am inheriting). View facing north.

My neighbor’s classic Airstream International and lovely ramada (which I am inheriting). View facing west.

My neighbor’s classic Airstream International.

Autumnal Equinox


Autumnal (Vernal) Equinox is here and I sense a change. Call it what you will – I celebrate it greatly as Autumnus, Feallan, Sukkot, or Samhain. Practically speaking, it was 51 degrees Fahrenheit (Celsius 10) this morning – I left windows open and did not tarry getting dressed upon rising. The process of wintering-up Ms. Bertha is about to take on some urgency. I am looking for the flannel sheets my wife claims are somewhere on board, and am trying to decide which wool blanket goes over/under the down comforter (probably the cowboy blanket and changed with the Navajo pattern) – baby steps to face Old Man Winter – say I on the Autumnal Equinox.

As the temps gradually diminish and the hours of light decrease, I now take the short walk to the community shower (& a great one!) in darkness and with a sweater on. I also only have a few hours after returning from work to have a pre-dinner cocktail, make something yummy to eat and enjoy my patio before darkness falls and I sense it is time to go to bed (or actually to read for a few hours before nodding off). Gone are the days of trying to cool off Bertha’s interior resulting from months of very high temps (& many triple-degree (F) days). I now am deciding on how to keep my gal warm and protected from what is certain to come our way. Thankfully, skirting the rig is accomplished and I think the floor is, in fact, warmer that it was this past spring with similar temps (or perhaps I simply want it to be so!!!!!!!!!). I am developing a plan for heavy curtains, insulating here and there, snow removal, etc., etc. – most of which will be talked about in future blog segments.

I want to mention that I revel in decorating Ms. Bertha (inside and out) – the ambiance and coolness of our home is muy importante y significativa! One of my colleagues refers to my lifestyle as “Margaritaville.” I initially brought out a lot of decorative pieces to Colorado from my many years of travel – my wife brings more every time she comes out. I had the opportunity to be back on the East Coast last week on business – and made a quick stop at my house to bring out even more. Since I have not been “home” for half a year and have been living in Ms. Bertha for almost five months – I had a good vision of what additional cool mementos I wanted to bring back. The following photos show a milk gourd from Kenya, Rastafarian belt, British pub towels, Russian saints with long, long beards (that I think resemble me) – wooden icons from St. Petersburg, brass bells from Malaysia and Burma, eagle feathers from the Aleutian Islands, beer bag from Laos, Samoan palm hand fan, Cambodian scarf, a beer cap musical instrument (shaker) from St Croix, USVI, and misc. Guatemalan woven pack straps – all of which will soon have a special place with Ms. Bertha! I particularly like the Samoan palm fan – use it to stoke the coals in my small charcoal grill – sure beats the cutting board or other things that I have used all summer!!

Recent bunch of travel mementos and collectibles for Ms. Bertha.

Recent bunch of travel mementos and collectibles for Ms. Bertha.

Recent bunch of travel mementos and collectibles for Ms. Bertha.

Recent bunch of travel mementos and collectibles for Ms. Bertha.

Recent bunch of travel mementos and collectibles for Ms. Bertha.

Safety First, Be Prepared ~ Proactive Not Reactive!


Yes, “Be Prepared” – the Scouting mantra. Well, I never made it very far in the Boy Scouts – something about having nuns as “den mothers” and priests/businessmen as outdoors leaders did not cut it for me – plus, after passing through Tenderfoot and getting heavily fixated on knots, I decided that girls were far more interesting. However, as I cruised through life (literally traveling around and a lot of archaeology in remote settings) I quickly realized the importance of being prepared and of safety and planning.

I have been a WEMT (Wilderness Emergency Medical Technician) for quite some time, achieved status to teach a variety of Red Cross First Aid courses, was the health and safety officer for a company I worked at for 20+ years and also on many archaeology projects in Alaska, and gave heaps of safety talks, etc., etc. Plus, I work for FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency), whose motto is: “to support our citizens and first responders to ensure that as a nation we work together to build, sustain, and improve our capability to prepare for, protect against, respond to, recover from, and mitigate all hazards.”

In any event, I do, in fact, feel safe and sound residing in my Colorado aluminum womb – Bertha, a 30-foot Airstream International (of very recent vintage). But, the vagaries of natural and man-influenced disasters/emergencies keep me on my toes. Colorado is susceptible to tornadoes, wild fires, earthquakes (with the presence of the Rio Grande Rift and other active faults), floods, high winds, and severe rain/lightning/hail.

I sited Ms. Bertha off the floodplain and away from any areas of potential suburban flooding for starters. I am also pretty secure from wild fires and am more or less buffered from high winds. I cannot control the path of a tornado or hail/lightning or whether some chemical plant relatively close by will blow – but I am prepared to deal with any of these issues if the occasion arises – to protect myself, my wife, Ms. Bertha, neighbors, and anyone else who may need assistance.

To begin, the RV lifestyle attunes one to the weather – you sense and feel it in all ways – a lot more than in a regular stick-built home. Crazy weather can impact you a lot more in an RV – so, I pay attention to what’s happening and what is forecast or looks like may come my way. I had the opportunity to visit the RV park where I now live a bunch of times before selecting a spot. I wanted to be near trees but not underneath them (for fear of branches coming down and hurting Ms. Bertha). I got a spot with two big juniper trees that provide nice late afternoon shade and buffer the winds coming off the Front Range. I positioned my rig so the morning sun warms the port (i.e., window side) and the afternoon sun can be shaded on the opposing side by the main awning (& also the side with fewer windows to transmit solar radiation in the heat of the Colorado summer).

I make routine safety inspections of the following: propane tanks and the appliances working off of propane (I have two 7-gal. on-board tanks and a big tank (120-gal.) just outside the aft section – the hot water heater, refrigerator, and furnace run off of this gas – I look for loose connections, check the lines, and sniff for fumes / listen for hissing; the shore power plug gets inspected for overheating, burn marks, and loose connection; the electrical distribution panel is checked for tripped circuit breakers, etc.; the plumbing get a close look for leaks – both interior and exterior.

I look under Bertha’s belly for signs of rodent/small mammal (including coyotes) and insect activity – don’t want them burrowing, sleeping, dropping scat, having babies, etc. below deck. All alarms/detectors (smoke/propane/carbon monoxide) get inspected and tested often and I have a plan for battery changing. I examine the cooking vent for signs of grease build-up and the same for the motor compartments and exhausts of the refrigerator, hot water heater and furnace.

Since I pay attention to the weather and the news and receive Blackberry / phone alerts for anything else jeopardizing health and safety, the next responsible thing to do is to be prepared to take action. There are many simple things once can do to act efficiently to help yourself, your family, neighbors and those officially charged with protecting and aiding the public in times when the shit hits the fan.

Even though my Airstream is relatively small – I thought it a good idea to formulate an evacuation plan. The aft (bedroom) window is an intentionally designed emergency exit and it is nice to know that it is there and that I understand how it works. But I nevertheless also know how many steps it takes from the foot of my bed to the front door. I also make sure that this path is clear of obstacles (fan, heater, clothing). I am familiar with the layout of my RV park at night and know how to get around to the manager’s office, brick shelter building, and neighbors in case the power goes out in an emergency. I think about the concept of “defensible space” around my rig and act accordingly to tie-down/secure tables and chairs, etc., clear the site of flammables (leaves, etc.), and to have water and a long hose ready.

The EMT world dictates that one be able to quickly and precisely state your location when requesting help. My pad site has a # (mostly for the mailman and maintenance staff), but it ain’t a good marker for police, fire, or ambulance. I have memorized distances and directions to my site from major x-roads in my community – replete with recognizable landmarks as way points. I can also supply global positioning system points (lat/long) if requested. My neighbors and the RV park managers know me and have a complete set of contact information – they also know where the keys to Bertha and my truck are stashed. Our park is patrolled by police and I have made it a point to introduce myself and to let the coppers know I am available to assist if called upon.

Is this missive verging on craziness or revealing obsessive traits of my personality? Not really – I am conditioned to be prepared and I am just recording my world view.  In the interest of wrapping this particular blog up (no doubt I will touch on this topic again) I want to offer a few more observations (in no real priority): get a good first aid kit and understand a bit about emergency medicine; get a battery or crank-powered (NOAA) weather radio and flashlights; be ready to evacuate your rig and take refuge in a public shelter in case of an emergency – to this end, assemble a disaster supplies kit (lots of advice on the internet on what to include); know how to shut off the utilities; be aware of any special needs of your neighbors; and have a plan and be aware of your safety – a su salud (y la seguridad).

Can’t Wait for Fall Weather; Anticipating What Old Man Winter Shall Bring


A little over four months of full-time living in my 9.1-meter Airstream International. This has been a wild Spring/Summer for Colorado weather – an unusually hot and early Spring and a long, hot (many triple-digit Fahrenheit days / high 30s C.) and bone dry Summer. However, two weeks left until the Fall Solstice – temps are already cooling off nicely and I am giving a lot of thought to winterization of Ms. Bertha (more about this in an upcoming post(s). The Farmers Almanac says that in the little spot of this beautiful state that I occupy, Winter days will be above normal and precipitation will be below normal (but I will not be lulled into a false sense of well-being!). While temps have still been high over the past fortnight since I returned from working in Alaska, it is beginning to cool off nicely in the evenings with many spectacular sunsets. I am truly loving sitting under my main awning, reading, having a cocktail, firing up the barbie, chit-chatting with my friendly neighbors, and watching the evening colorization of the Front Range skyline. I intend to spend as much time as I can over the next month outside after work and weekends – night time is falling noticeably earlier every week.

What a dang great end to the week – terrific weather and buena productividad en la oficina y éxitos! Thursday, late morning at work attended a presentation on the Fed Center’s recycling program – Yawn, a lot of you might say, but NO, fascinating state-of-the-art eco-cycling, single-stream concepts of ZERO waste. I especially liked the techniques employed for hard to recycle materials, NAKED packaging, and a host of other Green initiatives. Boo-yah – would not expect anything less from this great state!

Lunch taken at the Fed Center’s farmer’s market – with a yummy egg, green chili, chorizo burrito hand made by my amigo Ramon. I took time to talk to a lovely gal who made the totally delicious Vegan sweets basket I won at last week’s market (Le Blossoms, Highlands Ranch, Colorado). My treats included handmade (in a home kitchen), organic sea salt caramels, toffee brownies, caramel popcorn, Vegan Snickerdoodle cookies, green tea cookies, and more!!! I told her I loved the product – implying that I ate most of the big basket, but in reality have (mostly) saved it for my wife’s next visitation.

Finally, what a nice night – cooking Italian sweet sausages, eating guacamole, drinking a bottle of Brother Thelonious (Belgian Strong Dark Ale), and listening to Thelonious Monk. I am truly digging my life in Colorado, but must prepare to face Old Man Winter!

Vegan and organic “sweets” basket from Le Blossoms, Highlands Ranch, Colorado.

A “Skirting” We Shall Go!


I mentioned in my last post that we are in the process skirting Ms. Bertha. Why are we dressing our baby up like this? Easy, I will be living in our lovely aluminum womb in Colorado over the winter – probably enough said! But I want to relay that my hope with this expenditure (and it ain’t inexpensive) will be to allow Bertha to be warmer in the winter and cooler in the summer. The 18 oz., polyester reinforced vinyl skirt ought to help prevent fresh/gray and sewer water pipes from freezing, improve refrigerator efficiency, keep the young lady from rocking in the wind, warm the floor, and deter critters from taking up residence under her belly.

The RV specialist who is doing the installation measured the nine sections of the durable and pliable fabric (tractor trailer cargo protection material) last Friday and spent part of the weekend cutting, sewing, and putting on snap buttons, zippers, Velcro strips, and turn-button attachments. The color we selected is charcoal gray – a nice contrast to the silver aluminum.

The family crew arrived Labor Day a little before noon and finished attaching the many turn-buttons (70) and snaps/Velcro to the rig – carefully making sure that the various sections fitted together nicely and hung straight. Tubes were sewn onto the bottom of the fabric in order to slide in 1.25-inch diameter PVC pipes to stabilize the skirt. For added efficiency I will fill these pipes with sand.

I asked that the fabric be trimmed out with zippers around the wheels of Bertha – so when traveling we could simply use these 6-foot segments for sun protection – the craftsmen had no problem making this modification.

The crew spent 2.5 hrs. measuring and fitting on Friday; 8 hrs. pinning, hemming and sewing the setup at their shop in Loveland; and then a little under 2 hrs. for the onsite  installation today. The sections were cut no more than 14 feet in length and I was shown the correct method for removal, packing (storage bags included), and reassembly. Their product, design, and installation is perfect. I am most happy to give them the highest recommendation. Kudos to Kurt, Matt, Courtney, and Josie.

First time that I have opened up the stainless steel wrap (rock guard) protection panels – love the “gull-wing” effect. May hang some lights on them and open for happy hour ambiance.

Initial measurement and custom fitting of skirt – aft section.

Initial measurement and custom fitting of skirt – aft section and port side.

Initial measurement and custom fitting of skirt – aft section and starboard side.

Initial measurement and custom fitting of skirt – starboard side.

Installation of the finished skirting – forward section.

Installation of the finished skirting – aft section and starboard side.

Installation of the finished skirting – port side.

Turn button assembly.

Zipper opening for gray/black water pipe – port side.

Wheel cover segment – starboard side.

Kudos on a great job!

ALUMAFANDANGO, Part II


I am currently at the top of a long weekend off from work. As I write this entry I have an RV specialist over to my site to begin installation of a “skirt” for Ms. Bertha. The company has a great reputation and does quality work (www.rvskirting.com) – the owner (Kurt) and some of his children have been here for a couple of hours in the hot Colorado sun measuring and otherwise custom fitting the 18-ounce charcoal gray vinyl. They return in a few days with the finished product – and the skirting experience will be the subject of a blog next week.

The long weekend gives me a chance to catch up on the blog. Before going on about my recent archaeological project on the west coast of Alaska, the “winter weatherization” of Ms. Bertha, various new recipes I have dreamed up or remembered from past travels, new Colorado brewpubs and restaurants, Et cetera+, I want to say some more things about the Airstream rally – Alumafandango, held a week ago at the Lakeside Amusement Park, Colorado.

As stated before, this was a terrific event: muy impresionante! Not only were the caravans fun to ogle (so too were the tow vehicles and hitches), the event was also a great learning experience – technical details of operating and repairs. The fact that there were about 80+ caravans present (of all makes and models and sizes & many open for inspection) presented my wife and me with loads of ideas for organizing, decorating, modifying, living, and hosting parties in Ms. Bertha. Airstreaming and Airstreamers Gypsies are close to a cult :).

The camaraderie was infectious and not only during the “roving” happy hours! We made a lot of friends – our Face Book amigo list has certainly spiked.

There was tons of fun touring a local vintage Airstream renovation, rebuilding, restoration & re-manufacturing facility – Timeless Travel Trailers (www.timelesstraveltrailers.com) and the historic amusement park. Riding the old-school coasters, Ferris wheels, bumper cars, carousel, and others was a blast. The Lakeside Amusement Park was a very appropriate venue for the rally & thanks to those who organized it and made it happen.

My wife entered the Aluminum Chef competition whipping up a tremendously unique desert – but alas, technical difficulties did not allow Sebbie to proceed as an Aluminum Chef finalist :(. However, next year at the rally in Tucson we shall both participate and be much better prepared.

A hurt and sore back (from working way too hard in Alaska only a few day ago) prevented me from entering the trailer “back-up derby.”  Once again, next year in Tucson, but I must practice with the Mrs. in order to come in with a respectable time and no faults.

I was also unable to attend the workshop on solar power and other technical / historical presentations – due to work schedule – but I heard that they were all well done, entertaining and useful. We did attend the parts flea market and the swap meet – and had a good time.

Finally (at least for this particular post), it was very good to meet fellow Airstream bloggers on Saturday afternoon: Deke & Tiffany (www.weaselmouth.com), Laura & Kevin (www.riveted-blog.com), Kyle (www.whereiskylenow.com),  Rich (www.airstreamlife.com/maze), Ana (www.glamperanairstreamdiary.com), and another Kyle (www.channelsurfingwithgas.com).

Zoom Drop Tower – a terrific photography platform for aerial shots!

Aerial view Airstream Camp – Alumafandango, Lakeside, Colorado.

Aerial view Airstream Camp – Alumafandango, Lakeside, Colorado.

Aerial view Airstream Camp – Alumafandango, Lakeside, Colorado.

Airstream Camp, the Classics compound – Alumafandango, Lakeside, Colorado.

The Mrs. on board the Zoom Drop Tower – for photography session.

Un poco clásico!

For sale – could be yours?

Two beauties for sale.

A very unique unit.

Interior of previous photograph.

Wave those flags!

A cool slide-out.

A very unique rig!

Another special rig.

The Chinese-Buffalo in front of a great caravan and tow vehicle.

Cute little Airstream awning lights.

The Line!

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More of the Line!

Happy hour.

The Chinese-Buffalo with his new friends.

Evening at the camp.

The Classics.

Evening lights.

All hail the International!

Airstream parts market.

Back-up competition.

Aluminum Chef cooking competition.

Airstream bloggers – round table discussion.

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